This page is an experiment and public service. Here you can take a glimpse into the twisted mind of a typical teenager. Here you will be able to view his not so private thoughts. You will soon learn that being a teenager is a pretty frightening thing. Being a parent is even scarier. My parents have actually locked themselves in their room for weeks at a time in denial. It took a total of seven family members and friends to coax them out by slipping cheese slices and fruit roll-ups under the door for about eighteen hours straight. Once my parents had exhausted our supply of fruit roll-ups and every dairy product in the house that was under a quarter inch thick, they ate the cats in desperation and decided to emerge into the twisted state of reality that is my life.
Click here to learn more about me. That is, of course if you can stomach anymore. Read this before you send me hateful email
Any pictures, graphics, text, and anything else you might find on this page are originals. ANY reproduction without permission is strictly prohibited. If you do decide to go ahead and duplicate something, please email me first or I'll have to severely kick your ass.
