Photoshop tips, tricks, and links
   Updated 1/30/98

This is the only really focused section of my humble little page. These are the best of the techniques that I know (at least, the best of the ones that I'm willing to share.) Check them out if you use Photoshop or some similar program.

Gallery
   Updated 3/21/98

The old gallery took much too long to load, so it is now in its own directory, categorized, and navigable by an image map, so it should be a lot faster to load. The image map for this is cool too.

The Barbie Conspiracy
   Updated 12/24/97

An almost half-semi-serious conspiracy theory, this deals with the subversiveness of Barbies, MTV, Fox, and much of popular culture. Now in its own directory.

Mr. Rogers:
Zen Master
   Updated 3/21/98
Here just say how much Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood reminds me of Zen koans, and how I think Fred Rogers is Supremely Enlightened. (Sure, supposedly he's a Presbyterian minister. I don't believe that for one second.

Random Thoughts
   Updated 3/21/98

These are just things that pop into my head when I'm trying to study for my midterms. Not deep, not useful, think of these as mental potato chips.

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I've decided to put the Gallery in its own directory and broken it up by category, mostly because it took way too long to load, but also because it's a lot easier for me to keep track of the images and documents when FTPing it. It'll load much, much faster now, and it looks way better. It's also now navigable by a spiffy image map, rendered in Bryce. There are two new images in this update. There should be some more on the way, due to my acquisition of a scanner, and my purchase (i.e., legal(!) acquisition of Bryce 3D).