Like most of the internet population, I'm just a regular teenage boy, if there is such a thing. Personally, I'm not particularly attractive and I'm not really very good with people in person. I have an awful tendancy to be overly cynical, sarcastic, and downright condescending. Just like many boys my age, I think a lot about girls, zits, and music (that's why the link to one of the many, many Metallica pages is on my page; they are one of my favorite bands. Email me if you know of a SLAYER page). I really try not to stare at and fixate on girls. Although it goes against every manly instinct in my body^*, I find it rude and vulgar. I know I wouldn't like to have somebody stare at my arse whenever I stood up. I prevent myself from fixating on girls by occupying my time with playing my guitar. Unlike most guys, I didn't start playing as a way to pick up girls. I started because it was the most fun I ever had. Because I enjoyed it so much, I actually am between "Poor" and "Fair". (Actually, I'm just trying to be modest, If you ask any of my friends, they'll tell you that I'm one of the most kickass guitarists they've ever met.) If anyone else plays guitar, drums, or bass, don't hesitate to email me.

Does this page have a real purpose? I've gotten a lot of that sort of thing from both my parants and friends. I give them all a B.S. answer. The truth is that I only want my share of the bandwidth. I'M TAKING UP AS MUCH SPACE AS CAN. IN FACT, I'M THINKING OF HAVING A 3-GIGABYTE COOKIE, COMPLETELY OF INDIVIDUAL TEXT ITEMS, SENT TO EVERY VISITOR OF THIS SIGHT, JUST TO TAKE UP SPACE IN YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER AND ANNOY YOU!! HELL, I'M SO DESPERATE, I'M TYPING IN CAPS, JUST LIKE THOSE LOSERS IN AOL CHATROOMS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER POINT......