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Das brainen mit ein der Randy es sheisen und Fugly!
Und der Randy es mit ein verschtunken!!!
Randy's Brain
(Vacancy)
An Official CRAPPY Page!
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DHMO
..........an environmental
KILLER
in our midst.....
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DiHydrogen Monoxide Research Division
Timothy Leary's Dead.......
And lest we forget....
Baba Rum Raisin
aka: Richard Alpert......
It's really sad when cousins marry...
Fishing, Fishing, and More Fishing......
New Jersey Fishing Info
New Jersey Beach, Jetty and Saltwater Info
Penna Fishing Page
Saltwater Fishing Home Page
Sportfishing Page
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Download a Tide chart program for home use !!!
Current Ocean Temps
The N.J. SurfCam!
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A Few Fish I've Caught!
(Graffiks Ho!)
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BEER
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True SubGenius
........
Praise Bob!
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Better that Barney Bashing!!!
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Mark's
KARMA FARM
The DEATH CLOCK.
Hey...it's your time.....
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,
WEATHER
and
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The New Adventures of
Tae
: Paramedic from Hell
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....any CARD!!!!!
Try
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for an excellent DOS communications program. It does everything except make a Cheese Pizza........
The Dead Bug Page
.
This one really sucks....but hey...I only have so much time to go looking for really CRAPPY material! Feel free to yell at
me
if you find any good CRAP out there....
The only Good
CAT
is a Dead
CAT
!
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The only thing better than a dead Cat, is a
Mummified Cat!!!
Soooo...how do you feel about
Guinea Pigs
?
We have one of our own. It loves the wife and kids. Sits with them and chirps for hours. The minute I pick it up, it pees on my shirt and bites me. Personally, I consider them God's gift to the food chain, but for those of you who actually like the little varmints, have a look-see at
Todd's Guinea Pig Hutch
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, burritos, grapes, cool aid, muscatel, and a GRIT, over easy....
>>>>>>>>Better living thru
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