The following quiz
is serious. Please answer all questions HONESTLY.
Have you ever been
out to dinner with your friends and as they drooled over their food, found
yourself drooling over your neighbors' exposed fleshy arm? Have
you ever found yourself saying, "You smell delicious tonight. Is that
A1 steak sauce?" Have you ever awoken to find yourself with your mouth
clamped on your partnersleg!? If you answered yes to any
of these questions, or perhaps have had other symptoms which were not mentioned
above, then this is the quiz for you.
After extensive
research, doctors have formulated the following quiz for the purpose of
detecting early warning signs of a canniballistic personality.
1.
How do you prefer your steak prepared?
a.
Rare
b.
Medium Rare
c.
Well done
d.
I don't eat steak
2.
When playing Resident Evil 2, which weapon do you prefer?
a.
Flame-thrower
b.
Shotgun/Grenade Launcher
c.
Knife
d.
I've never played
3.
Can you tell the difference between Coca-cola and Pepsi brand colas?
a.
Yes, of course.
b.
No.
c.
I don't drink soda; it rots your teeth.
4.
You're at the beach and your friend asks you to put lotion on his/her back;
which thought springs to mind?
a.
Turkey in the oven
b.
Hot cross buns.
c.
Sweet, sucking roast pig.
d.
My friend...only oily.
5.
Which of the following foods is your favorite?
a.
Spam
b.
Scrapple
c.
Liverwurst
d.
Hot dogs
e.
None of the above.
6.
Have you ever bitten anyone in a moment of rage?
a.
Sure, but it didn't mean anything.
b.
Never; raw meat is disgusting.
c.
Who told you that?
7.
Your plane crashes, and you must eat pot noodles or resort to eating
a person. You would...
a.
Go for the noodles.
b.
Only eat a friend.
c.
Neither
d.
Forage for food in the wilderness.
8.
Are you religious?
a.
Yes, God is good.
b.
It depends on the religion.
c.
Not in the least.
9.Did
you enjoy Silence of the Lambs?
a.
Yes
b.
No.
c.
Never saw it.
10.
When you were younger, did you watch Mr. Rogers?