PIG VOMIT Archive

Last week I was sent to direct traffic for this Jewish school(after school church), who has their classes at the middle school. I was sitting in my car when I noticed 4 black boys and 3 white girls ( all around 12 yrs old) hitting and pushing the kids (around 8 yrs old) as they came out of the building. I got out of car and went to put on my vest for traffic, When the one girl said" OOOOOOh the Westfield Police I'm so scared", I responded w/ " Shut Up and moved away from the doors" I then went over and started directing traffic. I continued to watch these 7 jv's hit every kid that came out of the building. Finally I watched these jv's try to block the door of the school so the kids couldn't get out. I walked over to them   and they ran into the building.  The janitor kicked them out and told me that they were the worse kids in the school. I told them to hit it.. Of COURSE they didn't leave, instead they blow me a ration of shit. I told them again to leave or I would lock them up for disorderly conduct. My first mistake. I should have just locked them up. They still didn't leave and the girl who first mocked me started talking more shit. I told her that she was the Pain In The Ass that started everything  and to go home. I know this girl and her family. In fact I've locked up the uncle, Father and two brothers.  The mother complains about everything and hates the police. I go back to directing traffic and this group of 7 jv's comes back and starts saying that they are going to have their mothers call hq's on me. I told them to have their mothers come down to my location and talk to me personally.  They started walking away and then one of the male jv's yells " Have your Mother come down and BLOW ME" then they ran up the street. I stopped for a second and then continued to direct traffic. I told myself just to forget about it. I walked over to my car and sat down.   Not more than 2 mins later 1 blk boy and 2 girls come back and the boy was writing something in a notebook. I got out of my car and asked him what he was writing and he said my car #. I told him my name and badge # and to have his mother come down here and talk to me. I then asked him who made the comment about my mother. He lied and said he didn't know. Once again I let them go, mistake #2. Disorderly conduct again. I got back in my car and now waited 5 mins hoping that they had gone home.  I drove up the street and there they are again about 50 feet from where they were before, hanging out on someone's lawn. I told them to hit it and asked them abut the comment about my mother, everyone denied it and the same kid who I just let go for the 2^nd time w/ the notebook stated this to me" I don't have to go home I know my rights. A black female officer came into my school and told me them"   That was the last straw. I Hate this female officer as it is, but that's another story. I stopped traffic told the kid to come over to the car. He said"WHY" I told him that I wanted to talk to him, he said "NO" I then walked over and grabbed his arm and told him that he was under arrest.  But once again I let him go w/ a warning. Mistake #3. We had a little chat about other people's rights and he swore to me that if I let him go that he wouldn't say anything to his mother. I even said to him that I better drive you home and explain the situation to your mother, b/c I was afraid some part of the story might be missed in his version. I left and explained the situation to my Sgt and not more than 30 mins later 4 parent were in to sign complaints against me. Even better was that I wrote an 8 page officers report about the incident and then my Lt told me not to take things PERSONALLY and I that maybe I needed to go to Sensitivity Training School With which I replied" YA that's what I NEED". He then told me that I have to grow a thicker skin and walk away.  WALK AWAY, I was directing traffic. You try to be a nice guy to these kids and it ends up biting you in the ass.   But it's not their fault it's the parents. They don't respect the Police or Teachers, so neither do the kids. How many people when you were young would ever tell their parents that a cop was harassing them. My dad would have asked what I did and then kicked my ass. No problem though, I handled it differently next time. It's not baseball anymore. 1 strike and your out from now on.  And I'll still get people signing complaints on me b/c the parents will come in and say " NOT MY JOHNNY HE'S AN ANGEL"        WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

The other day, we caught some wacko whore who had stolen a car and then was using the car to perform tricks in it. She had hit another car and when we ran her plate, the car had come back stolen. She was arrested and in the car was like a dozen used condoms. At HQ, she was out of control. She headbutted a woman that was trying to search her and was talking to herself and then would laugh like she was demented. I walked in the room in my bike uniform and she looked at me and said " What the fuck are you doing here Don Johnson go back to Miami Vice" I started laughing but, I then got the job of putting her into the cell. She told me that she wasn't going into the cell and then lifted up her skirt and told me to suck her dick. The way she looked, I actually believed that she had a dick. I can't understand how anyone could have had sex w/ this girl. She was disgusting. I got her to go into the cell by telling her that I would get her blanket and pillow out of the car and she could have them in the cell. She believed me and I locked her in the cell I told her that I'd be right back w/ her stuff. I never returned. Now who's laughing BITCH.

Does anybody really think that a car is going to stop just b/c your in the crosswalk. In NJ it's a law. You must yield/stop to pedestrians who are in the crosswalk, but most people don't and pedestrians know that they don't. If you think that just b/c the state puts up a sign that says YOU MUST STOP and you blindly walk out into the street thinking cars are going to stop, You're Crazy. The other day when I was working this fat lady stepped off the curb and thought that this guy was going to stop, she was wrong . He didn't see her and almost hit her. She then proceeded to punch his car twice. He then got out of his car and she SPIT on him and he then SPIT on her. Two mature adults. As I walked over to brake up the fight, he had his hands around her throat. I should have just let him choke the bitch. I tried to talk to her, but all she wanted was for me to write him a ticket for further to yield to pedestrians. I told her sure I would, along w/ arresting her for assault. She didn't want to hear that. She thought that she had done nothing wrong. This fat bitch punches someones car twice then proceeds to spit on them and she wants ME to write them a ticket. F**k that shit. She unhappily decided to go on her way, CRYING, and of course no paper work for me. The guy apologized and stated that he never saw her. I believed him b/c he was probably not paying attention to the road and talking on his goddamn Cellular PHONE. The moral of the story is don't call me to write someone a ticket after you spit on someone. B/c HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT!!!!! For every action there is a reaction.Two wrongs don't make a right. Another satisfied customer.

New Jersey drivers or should I say parkers(NOT JAMIE). At about 5:30 this evening I'm driving my patrol car through town and I'm on a 2 lane road when I come upon a car blocking a lane of traffic. The car was parked w/ it's right turn signal on. I immediately think that the car is disabled and pull behind it. Then I notice that it's running, so I start to drive away when I see some Jerkoff come out of the post office w/ his mail. I had another call to go to, so I didn't have time to write him a ticket . I decided to drive away, but I caught a  red light about a half block down the road and he pulls up next to me. I beep my horn at him twice and he pretends to ignore me, so I yell at him to roll down his window. He looks over at me like he can't be bothered and I tell him "Next time park your car in a parking lot" He responds with a look of whatever, go f*ck yourself. Now this is why you can't be nice to people. Instead of writing this guy a bunch of tickets and towing his car, I verbally reprimanded him and he was still an *sshole. Further more, he learned absolutely nothing from the experience. He actually showed me up and tonight when he is probably banging the neighbors cat.  He'll get a nice laugh out of it. I try my best to change the image of all cops being power hunger idiots and try to help people. But in the end, people are their own worse enemies.

The other day I was sent to a call about harassing phone calls. Apparently some French guy received a phone call from a telemarketing rep( perhaps Corey) and the french guy hung-up on him. The telemarketing rep was pissed off and called back and left the following message on the guy's machine "GO BACK TO FRANCE, YOU FRENCH *SSHOLE, DON'T YOU REALIZE AMERICANS HATE THE FRENCH"  After hearing the message, I could do nothing, but laugh at it. The message was so true. I convinced the FROG not to file a report and to forget about it.

      Get those Bandits Bob!!

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