yaks yaks yaks yak yak yakkety yak yak. love that yak poetry. crazy yak poetry going on here. wild yak poetry.

before reading the lovely poetry i've written and dedicated to yaks, here are some ideas on how to prepare yaks that are delicious and nutritious.

i don't care, take me straight to the yak poetry
you mean there's 'Yak Haikus!' take me there!!!

31 ways to prepare yak!

1. yak pudding
2. yak stew
3. broiled yak
4. shaved yak... or if you prefer, unshaved yak
5. fried yak sandwiches
6. grilled yak with lemon sauce
7. yak wings
8. boiled yak
9. yak and spam
10. bacon and yak
11. flapjacks with yak syrup
12. maple syrup and yakjacks
13. yak surprise!
14. A-1 (tm) Yak Sauce
15. glazed yak: a delicious yak steak, glazed with honey and pineapples
16. a yak-shake
17. yak a la mode: your choice of vanilla, raspberry sherbet, or rocky road!
18. chocolate yak (similar to chocolate moose)
19. yak-burgers
20. yak tart
21. bologna and yak sandwich
22. chicken catcha-yak
23. yak parmagiana
24. yak chips
25. yak juice
26. yak kabobs, or the variation: Bar-B-Yak!
27. deviled yak
28. yak salad
29. yak chow mein
30. chili con yak
31. Yak-a-dillas
32. French Yak
33. spaghetti and yakballs

and 12 more ways!

34. yak fondue
35. yak su yung
36. yak with black bacon
37. Yak and Turf, or Surf and Yak
38. blackened yak
39. suki-YAK-i
40. yak and crumpets
41. yak drop soup
42. creamed yak
43. yak au gratin
44. yak-a roni and cheese
45. yak thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce, garnished with a truffle pate brandy, and a fried egg on top of spam.

w e l c o m e t o t h e p o e t r y s e c t i o n
you'll love it here

  Yak Haiku #1
O! The lovely yak
reminds me of life's treasures
with its great beauty
 

Yak Haiku #2
O! glorious yak
you awe me with power and
give me faith in life



Yaks.....


yaks......
... on racks
... in stacks
... in packs
molded out of wax
do they wear slacks?
or make wisecracks?
Do they run on tracks?
Or eat flapjacks?
Or use thumbtacks?
They have large backs,
but don't need Ex-Lax
don't have to pay tax
and don't speak in quacks...
oh, those YAKS
... they're cool to the MAX!

Yak Links!
The NEW Yak Worship Page
The Ren and Stimpy Lyrics Page - with the shaving yak song!
YakMUSH Home Page
Yak Home Page
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